End of 2013

The end is nigh! The end of 2013!! The end of the blog too. I will still be posting from time to time but not every day. Thanks for following my antics each day. I have had a good year up to the point when the house flooded so I am looking forward to getting back to my own domain. I'm offski to the future in my time machine. See you on the other side! 

Mice!!!

I managed to capture two mice this evening. What a fantastic conquest. The lady person was wearing them on her feet. I was so happy my kill was going to good use for once (instead of being thrown outside/put in the wheely bin/fed to ernie) but then the little person unleashed his water fountain on them. Then she could not wear them. I smelled them. They smelled of a toilet.

Catnip on the Carpet

I prefer to eat my catnip from the carpet. Why would I eat  it from my special catnip tray when I can eat it from the carpet?

Overindulged

I had too much food this morning aqnd I barfed it up on the hallway floor. I gave the lady person a verbal warning of the event by singing the crazy frog song to catch her attention before spewing my ginger guts up thrice. Now recovering on a hot bit of carpet. 

Christmas is over

I have started to take down the Christmas decorations. The tree is next. 

Back Foot Shuffle

Quite often I kick myself  in the face. It is called the back foot shuffle. That is all.

Ba Humbug

Indeed I am not entertained y this Christmas malarkey