Big Hippo Kill

I caught a massive mouse today. It's probably not even a mouse it's that big. I'm not great with animal names,  I only know cat, dog, person and mouse. I have a feeling that this may be a hippo, I can't say for sure though. It's a belter anyway. The best bit about catching a mouse (or hippo) is throwing it about once it's dead and then pretending to come across it for the first time. The sense of excitement that another cat has made a kill and I have stolen it is nothing short of wonderful. It makes my tail go at a funny angle.